Could we be doing much, much better - sure, of course. But everyday the sun rises, is another day we set a record for the most enlightened the human race has ever been. So cheer up. Relax. And stop apologizing to your kids. Or at the very least, enjoy the last sunny day with ample food before your armageddon arrives.

Splinter: Democrats have got to start flexing their muscles. And showing real power. We have to start getting as dirty as the Republicans.

A small guy flipping out. Getting tackled by another jabroni. And it all happening in a bagel store, is quintessential Strong Island.

Ugh. Nose tackle. That’s right. I suck. Poor form on me. 

Haynesworth: How long do I have doc?

Correct, and that leaves Ellen White. Your golden boot winner. 

I present the church.

Also, first tiebreaker on Golden Boot should be non-PK goals. Not least time played. 

Allie Long eats a Page. Is now qualified to hold a Congressional Seat.  

And Gawker got a shout on Brian Williams last night. 

I don’t agree with that. It’s like any other job, most people just want to clock in and clock out. Want to keep their head down and just don’t give a shit.

The first step is de-humanizing those you want to blame, scapegoat, haraass, etc. It’s all downhill after that. 

Also, they have allowed ballpark fields become to small. Fenway has to do it to shoehorn it’s way their footprint. But the Phillies has no such issues. And then everyone harps when the Mets make a larger field. League should have better restrictions field allowances. 

Watch in all its glory.

*clicks link of 11 year old juggling balls*

The only American to take on both the Nazis and the Reds.

Horrific for them. Not for everyone. 

Of course he let Epstein off with a slap of the wrist. His name literally promotes that lifestyle. 

Can we please stop publishing Jeffrey Epstein stories without at least a cursory acknowledgement of his egg-shaped penis.