Not a big fan of Italian food or of Italians. Sorry.

Really? Mixing ketchup and mayo is cultural appropriation?

Not sure you have correctly identified what makes you mental.

Big primogeniture fan, huh.

And they are not even pretending that they are inventing it. They fully acknowledge the ‘I’ll make my own’ crowd.

“Accusations of cultural appropriation have popped up”

I mean, a couple days ago it was deemed an appropriation of Asian culture for Nicki Minaj to wear winged eyeliner, so clearly anything is cultural appropriation on the internet if you work hard and believe in yourself.

I like having a blob of ketchup next to a blob of mayo and kind of mixing them together a little in the middle with my fries... kind of like paints on a palette.

Why would anyone who did NOT invent something or have concrete evidence of same, feel the need to state where, when, and by whom a certain thing was invented with such misguided certainty?

I’m not really understanding why people are mad. Heinz isn’t claiming that this is a new invention they just discovered, unless there are other tweets not in this post. They are just asking if people would be interested in them making a version and selling it. Where is the appropriation? If hot sauce was invented in a…

It’s fancy sauce!

I’m not putting anything called Mayochup in my mouth.

Ketchonnaise on the other hand...

ok but as noted one of the options is “nah I’ll make my own” so I don’t think they were at all implying that this wasn’t already a thing. They’re just saying hey maybe Heinz will make one like ‘if Heinz lovers demand it, they will supply it’. So this sounds kind of dumb to me.

And on a side note, can we please stop shaming women for being slutty. This is our goal.

gross

Its almost like the core presumption at play is “you fuck a lot of people, you probably would have eventually fucked this guy, so hey, he cut through the red tape and went ahead and took his turn early” which is fucking...barf.

And Trump would have waived attorney/ client privilege to allow him to talk to outside parties. No take backs.

I posted this on Splinter last night, but I think it bears repeating:

If he was in the habit of replaying them, then they were easily accessible. The Feds have them all!!!!!