This is my alma matta - all I can say is I wish we had this kind of curriculum when I was a student... I had to join band :\

He’s got one of those mouth shapes no one ever chooses in Skyrim.

You are so bad. Take your damn star.

Clearly these kids broke the first and second rules of Fight Club if the police found out.

If I had not read the headline and only seen the photo, I would have thought, “He looks like a guy who would run a fight club for students”. At this moment I’m willing to bet he’s whispering sweet nothings to his AR-15.

I subbed at the local high school (not my alma mater) when I was 20, in the eight months between when I finished undergrad and started grad school. If I’d been hornier I’d have gotten myself into trouble, but luckily I was depressed and on new meds so I was pretty mellow in that department.

If this guy ain’t a Pepe-humper I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

He looks like has heads in his fridge.

I think it accidentally got shipped to me.

Speaking of battery, a little AA probably wouldn’t hurt either.

I just want you all to imagine what Fox news is like right now in a universe where Obama is;

But crooked Hilary and her emails! Lock her up!

None of the Congressional GOP are going after Trump for personal enrichment.... thats exactly what they are all hoping to achieve for themselves.

And weirdly enough that’s the part that’s completely in the open. Like, no special investigation required, it’s all part of the public record!

I love how trump supporters are always crowing about “perjury traps”, regarding trump being under oath. They act like its some sort of sinister left wing trap to get trump to lie under oath. trump will lie under oath because trump is a pathological liar and he cannot help himself.

What do you call someone who rapes a slut. A rapist. You call him a rapist.

When the world slips you a Geoffrey the Giraffe, stroke the furry wall.

“Today I put my hand on a Bible. I wasn’t under oath when I wrote that book”. Queen.

Funny story: One of Wyatt Earp’s jobs, as deputy sheriff, was to confiscate the guns of people who came in to town. You could have your gun back when you left town, but you couldn’t have it while in town.

Here is a perfect example of some sensible gun laws that should not be controversial if the NRA wasn’t...well the NRA. “Failing to safely store a firearm” like this should be far more serious than a second degree misdemeanor.