The osteoarthritis ad is post-9/11, just in case people don’t know. It’s from India. Came out after 9/11, and is just in bad taste.

Still the least crazy celebrity 9/11 conspiracy.

From the Politico article:

Trump is going to bomb Syria this week, isn’t he? Or North Korea. Or Syria and North Korea. He’s too chicken to fire Mueller; he would have done it already, so he’s going to lash out at someone else.

Talking about screwing...How ironic would it be if a pornstar made Donald stop screwing America?

I know. I was joking- it’s been inescapable for the last 24 hrs

Shocking. If there was one company I would have thought had perfected sterilization - it was Bayer.

I tried to find a picture of a spider wearing a tie, and instead the internet gave me this. I think that’s a good omen for an HR meeting, dontcha think?

If that HR person is a spider...you are fuuuuuucked.

BuzzFeed News found [anti-muslim] incidents involving Republicans since 2015 in every state but Utah,

If he wanted to warn someone about a bomb, he should have called theaters where The Emoji Movie was playing.

Shit! This is going to tank my Pied Piper stock!

God, I wish he answered every question with an ‘It’s too early to politicize this event’ or ‘We have successfully deployed our thoughts and prayers’.

It took me 1.5 readings to get it.

I’m not sure if this is a hot take or what, but I don’t give a shit about my health or whatever. Fuck exercise, fuck eating right, fuck brain shit (although I do read a lot, but not to keep the old thinking mass agile). Both my grandmothers are still living in their late 90s and their life sucks shit. One is in the…

My fiancee has been having frequent nosebleeds since last Friday. How do I tell her to take a massive shit and blow your nose and go to the doctor?

It’s funny that the writer and readers of this column are having a problem finding the right headphones for working out when Kinja Deals alerts us all to a deal on Anker wireless sports headphones three to five times a week.

As much as Cosby deserves to burn, his defense team is just doing its job as a defense team.

Great googly moogly

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