I look forward to other Cleveland players at bat like Count Chocula and Boo Berry

Ummmmm....I learned it from you dad!

What she should have said was “Go to Missouri.” Which is funny, because her team just came from there.

Shout out to the woman at around 1:40 screaming “Go to Kansas!” You’re the real MVP.

Well, beyond the fact that Japan isn’t the economic power that it was 30 years ago, let’s also keep in mind that being a first-world nation isn’t exactly insulation from debt and overruns - Canada is most definitely a first-world country, and it still took them 30 years to pay off the debt from the 1976 summer…

Totally stole the show.
That was awesome haha

Come on dude, every fucking country has commited atrocities across their history, every one of them. Let’s put aside that bullshit for 2 weeks every 4 years.

Yeah fuck him for wanting being picked for something special and wanting to do it. Fuck Phelps too and all those other multi gold winners.

Demarcus Cousins broke into to tears after the sudden realization that the next time he would play basketball it would be for the Sacramento Kings:(

Mongolian Beef

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

Your eyes are mistaking you; it’s her coach. The story says so.

But when I do this after my niece’s tee-ball games it’s frowned upon.

“Shrinkage Squad”

I am sorry I became the big bad Pissboy. I am now the Swimmin’ Prince and the big bad Pissboy for I have brought my body’s water onto the land in a shameful way. In the water land where I live, one must only smile and relax and allow the piss to flow from within. We live in the piss pools and we die in the piss pools.…

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

There you have it. If the man in the shorts here is a Brewers fan, he missed his team losing, 6-9.

The Extremely Friendly Confines.

I hope they’re keeping all of the Deadspin-related verticals. This guy may not be a fan of the Deadspin homepage anymore, but at least he can still come on the Concourse.