I remember when the 200-meter butterfly fought Godzilla.

— I mean, isn’t there a commutative law in force here?

I just assumed this was a political question.

the eternal question for which the only answer is the question itself: why not?

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

If that’s true, your boss is an asshole... but still very funny.

front desk is it’s own department, you can only sleep with one of the 2 that sit there, choose wisely

Does the counter reset if company ownership changes? Asking for a friend.

My wife got me a job where she worked.
I definitely had to follow the “only bone one person at work” rule after that.

I only bang ex-coworkers, I’m friendly and flirty with them when they work there and then stay in touch with them after they transfer or quit.

For a moment I thought you were saying Rob Harvilla, Tim Marchman, and John Cook were a thruple.

As a sole proprietor, I’m either never sleeping with coworkers or have slept with all of them.

What if you’re an astronaut and your #1 has space madness?

Boning someone at work is never the problem. Stopping boning is always where the trouble begins.

1 per department

Can verify 1 is the absolute max. Hooked up with 2 at my first post-college job (I was young and dumb). They shared a cubicle (ok VERY dumb). One turned out to be nutter butters. It didn’t end well.

As many as you want. The real question is: How many coworkers SHOULD you bone?

Why should he walk away from the money the team signed him for?

I’ll take being called small over passing up $54m to continue trying to play (when I want to keep playing anyway) every day of the week.

Growing up in Seattle with the late 90's Mariners was both awe-inspiring, and looking back on it, sad.

Best Hitter in the game: Edgar Martinez.
Best Pitcher in the game: Randy Johnson
Best Prospect in the game: Alex Rodriguez
Best Outfielder/Coolest player in the game: Griffey Jr.

That’s four future hall of famers…