The jig is up, the news is out; they finally found Rocky.

No better show in the league? Someone hasn't been watching the Nuggets reenact Hang My Gallows High at halftime.

Racial Epitaph:

That's a shame that Martin has such thin skin and this ended so badly. Pretty much everyone there loved Richie's fun and silly pranks, like the time he replaced an Oreo's filling with toothpaste and offered it to a teammate and then keyed that teammate's new Escalade. Such a fun goofball - people just need to…

The number of 7-foot men aged 20-40 in the NBA represents about 17 percent of all such men in the country.

Now they've learned how to program computer systems...

Unfortunately, the band was not Nickelback.

If they were cardinals, they'd ALL race the right way.

Just look at how excited he is. This is the happiest he's been in 45 years

He walked to the dugout with his head down like a puss. If he were a Schiano man, he probably would have done something exaggeratedly macho like eat raw game while assassinating Hitler's clone with his Leviathan-sized cock and then forget to buy his wife flowers for her stupid birthday.

Jason Whitlock is standing outside Jeff George's house holding up a boombox over his head.

This is also how I feel about a Red Sox-Cardinals World Series.

It takes a Village, People.

You're no fun at all and completely unimaginative, but you're right.

Hopefully they don't all throw like girls.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

This little Puiggy went whee whee whee all the way to third.

They misspelled TURDHAT.