Let's Go Warriors also quoted Sclabrine taking full responsibility for the black eye, saying "I knew I wasn't brushing enough," and that his dentist is "really stressed out right now," and "he promised me he cares for me, and it won't ever happen again."

Huh? The Wild Card Pirates don't play the Cardinals until Thursday.*

"Building It"

This is very similar to Jerry Jones's nickname for Jason "Goddamn Clock" Garrett

And from a post I put up earlier today, here's an excerpt from a Paul Solotaroff piece around that time:

This kinda reminds me of every time I see someone like Tom Arnold, Kathy Griffin, or Danny Bonaduce on television. How do these people keep getting on television? Who the fuck are making these decisions in the first place? And how the fuck did they get in that position if they thought that people wanted to see them?…

They were originally going to show Antonio Cromartie enjoying a game at home but there wasn't enough time to get through all the DaDa Da's.

Philip Rivers. Always picked last for kickball in 3rd grade.

So were they able to watch Raw in Cuba, or did he get a personal lesson?

But we all know Huskers confess on audio.

Memo: 9/14/13 - Purse

Can you guys mention I broke this on Twitter first?

Birdman Dogged by Catfish; Zoologist Detained

I'm withholding judgment until he steps up in competition a bit. There have been guys who look like world beaters, until they get exposed when they meet their first top notch opponent. To wit,

That was cooooold bloodeeed

"Dad?????"

Oh thanks. Now I'll be saying "french fried potaters" nonstop until my wife finally snaps and calls me an idiot.

To be fair, it can sometimes get confusing for mail carriers on their way back from Parts Unknown.

Well to be fair Austin was a much better wrestler before he suffered that sitout piledriver from Owen Hart (RIP). If you watch him in WCW he actually could wrestle and even in his earlier wwf matches he was solid. But it was his neck injury that caused him to change his style to a more brawling type.