I've gotten to ride the real Falcor they used in the movie! That's basically my only famous person encounter. But I think it's a good one.

Did anyone tell Ratty, Mole and Badger? They need to know if Toad Hall is getting arial bombardment.

NATURE, RED IN TOOTH AND CLAW...

But there's lots of lentils in Sondheim.

What Cinderella wears at 37, while tearfully sprawling on the ratty plaid couch in the basement drinking heavily-doctored cosmos and watching old Cheers re-runs.

I have two kids and having them has only made me even more militant pro choice. I love em but having them has made me realize just how important it is to not make anyone go through it who doesn't wish to.

Oh yeah. I get that, too. I've been telling people since I was 18 that I didn't want to have kids. And the answer has always been "Oh, you'll change your mind one day." or "Just wait until your biological clock kicks in." Both of which assume that I am unable to reflect on my own beliefs, desires, and capabilities and…

I absolutely loathe the false dichotomy that movie presents. There are two types of [human] women: evil conniving selfish manipulators (ugly, of course) who will eventually get their comeuppance which you can and should get all schadenfreude over; and sweet nice pretty ones who simply endure and hope and remain…

And with control of both the House and Senate but a White House still in the hands of a Democrat, Republicans have a golden opportunity over the next 18 months to create a stockpile of gaffes the left can (and will) use to motivate their base, while potentially emerging with nothing to show for it in terms of…

There...there are women out there who will drink nice whisky with me?

Yeah, right? Where is the How to Clean a Toilet, Including Wiping Down the Part Between the Seat and the Tank, Wiping the Top of the Tank, and Cleaning the Pee Dribbles You Left Down the Front of the Bowl class? Where is the Clean Up Every Single One of Your Godamn Beard Hairs from Both the Sink and the Counter class?…

'monogrammed thermosery'

this is hilarious!

Actually, Panda Express is Chinese food in much the same way that Taco Bell is Chinese food.

I did break up with a guy once because he was too picky. The final straw? When I made breakfast burritos while he was still sleeping, and once awoken to a full breakfast waiting for him, stated "I'm not eating that. There might be something I don't like in it."

I bartended for several years (though granted, it was in college bars), and have never heard of a Perfect Manhattan. I also just asked a friend of mine who regularly dines in very nice restaurants, and she's never heard of it either. So I think it's safe to say that maybe it's either regional or not as common as it…

Not only that, but you're in a Waffle House around midnight- if weird Twilight Zone shit isn't happening, you should probably run.

How did this great article end up relegated to the comments??

One thought I have is that for those who are deeply troubled by seeming inability to declutter, suggestions such as "Just do xyz," with a follow up response of, "I suspect then your feelings of abc will just die," is not actually a selling point for all those who struggle (but are not OCD, nor are they exactly…