Choplifting?

Time to make him eat two whole bowls of spiderwebs 

From Car and Driver in 1994:

I’m pretty sure braking power is not a popular topic among Mustang drivers at C&C events.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

“Much like the way a speed camera works, these devices will allow us to generate a fortune in revenue without having to actually pay police to stop someone being anti social. in fact,hopefully people will ignore the first fine and we can double it. Or fine them again and again without doing anything to actually fix…

Fun story from my first boss. He was in charge of keeping an industrial exhaust quiet near the Autobahn. Someone defined “quiet” as 65 db, which is normal conversation loud. So day of the test, the set up at the Autobahn and measure 90+ db from the traffic. So, they wait until 2 am and close the autobahn and measure…

or, as Transport Secretary Chris Grayling called them, “boy racers -

Should make for some fun trolling opportunities:

Oh god please, comments like this are the High Fidelity hipster douche equivalent of the food world. 

This is true. And TVR never tried to put anybody out of business except themselves!

I don’t think I need a driving school to teach me how to jump my car.

It’s absolutely amazing watching it no matter how many times I see it happen. Both my mom and dad react the same way, with a huge grin on their faces, totally blown away that science fiction’s been made real.

This list reads like someone who really liked Gran Turismo 3 and 4

What about us who would prefer exploding glasses shards to the wife’s cooking?

(Imitates Southern accent) If there be someone misrepresentin’ these here racin’ cars that...

Kentucky Wifi’d Chicken?
POP3eye’s?
Why is My Connection Cutting In-N-Out?
Five Guys All Asking You Whether You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?

THIS: comment of the day.

If someone orders steak well done, they actually don't like steak.