OH FUCK I MEANT CHRIS HARRIS
Although if I had to pick between the two Chris Evans to present Top Gear, I’d pick American Chris Evans all day
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Chris Evans was the obvious choice to be the first to go, but I think this is probably just the beginning of the presenter trim down. They selected a bunch of varied presenters and threw the noodles at wall to see what stuck. Now that the obviously under-cooked noodle has fallen to the floor it will be interesting to…
kill star in a reasonably priced car, bring in Chris Evans to do the news.
Yes, but penalizing and judging people for being investigated sort of negates the point of innocent until proven guilty now doesn’t it? If your going to judge Chris Evans for his sexual misdemeanors, judge him for the ones he committed in the 90's.
You did not drive a car designed to be driven hard.
You let it rot and likely ruined an innocent LS just so you could keep the paint nice.
Your clan is hereby banned from Jalopnik for 10,000 years
He also designed a pretty cool repeating shotgun that used an early form of metal case and fired from an open bolt for no apparent reason. They didn’t sell all that well because better repeating shotguns were released by Marlin and Winchester shortly after the Roper launched.
But I still want one.
BADLY
So when can I expect you guys to release an article entitled
3rd gear:
“The delinquency rate on subprime loans has spiked to 4.5 percent this year from less than 3 percent in 2011.”
WHY ARE SUBPRIME LOANS STILL A THING! I THOUGHT WE LEARNED OUR LESSON IN 2008!
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT ONE OF THESE WHEN THEY BOTTOMED OUT! I STOOD TO MAKE A COOL 6-8 GRAND! I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN AND I SCREWED IT UP!
Now all it needs is an engine to match.
I grew up with a father from Appalachia, and if there is anything my mountain man dad absolutely made sure I knew, nay LIVED BY, it was “always park in gear, your e-brake just won’t cut it.”
Quillian apparently
FWD? 90's Ford? Over 3 grand? Obviously owned buy some boi racer who’s work is probably iffy at best? No. Just no.
unironically flagged as hate speech
It’s highly unlikely that – most likely perfectly fine fabrication – will suddenly throw a monkey wrench into affairs
WE GET IT
YOU LIKE HONDAS
NOW LEAVE SAAB ALONE
I’m telling you, the spirit of the 787b prevents all other Japanese competitors from winning. It is the one and only, and it calls on automotive kamikazes to keep it that way. I’m serious. an air line causes the turbo to fail. If that’s not a “divine wind” I don’t know what is.
Look at that guy. They’re probably girlfriend-experience hookers.
I read this whole thing in Hunter S. Thompson’s voice. Not quite enough drugs to completely pass for him, but close enough that his inflections matched your writing perfectly.
10/10 would read again