I mean I get that our guys are out, and it’s kind of a case of “meet your new step-dad,” but honestly can’t we move past that?

>takes a car worth 5 grand
>hires an unknown somebody to do serious shit
>tacks 8.5 grand to the price

Goddamn loch ness monsta tryna take my tree fiddy.

I’ll wait for the RS version, then I’ll gladly burn my bullshit car to the ground.

If you make it out of this alive, I want slow motion shots.
I also want them if you don’t make it out alive, but I’ll be much sadder watching them.

It also has the reliability of politician addicted to crack.

please, it was a crappy joke

Did they give it AWD this time?

Have you tried not driving like you’re on a rally stage southern guy?

Yeah, to be fair i don’t even want to think about how I’d handle a hurricane and they do it all the time.

This seriously just made me realize that living in Michigan is like living in Mexico. Most people you know toil in factories, the weather is oppressive, and you can’t drink the water.

Guac blasted the rear end off that car like it has blasted the rear ends off Chipotle regulars.

When it goes above 91 degrees Kelvin in Michigan we go swimming in the newly available Methane lakes.

If there is that much snow on the roads in MI we put on T-shirts and shorts, light the grills, and get ready for Summer fun.

If it comes as expected (4.2L TT DOHC AWD Buzzword-E) Then it will be neat to see what can be done to swap this drivetrain into other cars when the time comes.

OH BOY CONTROVERSY COME TO PAPA

My friend and I are planning a mini-cannonball (musket ball?) In Michigan where we Drive from Ann Arbor, to the Mackinac Bridge, to Grand Rapids, and then home (about 650 miles) any tips about how much food should we bring, what to drive (4 options: 2002 Volvo S60 2.5 turbo, 2001 miata, 2004 ion redline, 1988 V8 RX7…

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Self righteous suicide

They better not come to America, cause we’ll show ‘em how we hit heads here. Nobody domes Lord March and gets away with it.

PHRT automatic Miata.
-autoTRAGIC because plebs don’t want to drive a stick, though they’ll continually bother you to teach them.
-phrt because it looks better, who cares about weight when you can have a body color roof.
-4 cylinder is gonna get decent fuel economy and be reasonably reliable
-LOW MILES XDDD
-they’ll think…

“Holy shit is this thing different the epitome of a really stupid pleb scene all about useless looks using the same generic styling for every car.”

There you go, I fixed it.