For the errant trump fan who has stumbled across this page I shall translate for you:

“You are the Donald Trump Bernie Sanders of car tuners.”

Good now that you Rightie Tighties and Liberal Yahoos are all on the same page let’s start a bipartisan movement to end poser, fucboi, stance cars like this forever.

The company I work for sends employees all over the states to deal with failures in machine tools we design and other various infuriating situations that often boil down to operator error. In any case if the factory our repair guys are sent to is close to our HQ they buy a rental, but refuse to buy insurance on the…

Yesterday I was driving home from work and there, idling in the parking lot and blaring Young Thug, was a murdered out first gen Touareg. I looked at it and my first thought was “now their is a man who knows how to invest his money.”

and so the Lancer will enter it’s winter cocoon to metamorphose into an Evolution X. It will spend a month, trapped in one spot, highly vulnerable. Here we see the Lancer being disturbed by a larger predatory flatbed. The shattered cocoon will reveal a malformed Lancer GT or a Ralliart if it makes it into the later…

ah, I was right then.

they tell me that your taste in music is bad as your mechanical abilities. Learn.

Have mercy miss Percy, I’ll let the machine speak.

feel free to be a squid that bores real gearheads half to death (^:

you forgot to take into account the angle at which you’re viewing the trashcan which looks to be about 45 degrees, so I’d be willing to bet that the wheel base of that car is closer to 110-115 inches.

Well than you probably should avoid buying a car and calling yourself an “enthusiast”, or you can buy a good car, but you’ll still have to go by “squid”.

Mary and Joseph were plain working people so
mary: 1998 ford escort wagon (plenty of room for the holy babe)
joseph: 1998 ford ranger (plenty of space for wood)
Jesus is an unexpected gift from god
Jesus: the original Golf GTI
The three wise men brought gifts, so they’re actually going to be cars with liveries for…

Kimi Raikonen secretly is paralyzed from the waist down, but has professor X’s powers, so he just uses telepathy to drive.

Does he even know what key signature his bgm is in? Being off key isn’t just a musical mistake for Lavish, being off-key is his LIFE.

>liking shit as pleb as Kill la Kill
>not even a good weeb
nobody is this much of pleb, I’m calling this out as bait to the extreme.

THIS JAG FOR PRESIDENT 2016

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MY GOD

>When you bait this hard
Did you think somebody would find this funny or something? It just makes you seem like a troubled weeaboo who spent to much time jerkin’ it to Miatas while surrounded by his hugbox of body pillows and crying because your waifu isn’t real.

Anyone else think that Hillary is just the real life Frank Underwood?

Read: nostalgia goggles, I’ve driven restos, not good.