I had a 1998 Eclipse Spyder ... the shop got broken into, my car got stripped. Wheels, tires, radio, top was cut, side skirts crushed by cinder blocks, bumper damaged, etc, etc, etc.

Was the ginormous wing stolen too?

Dear BBC: Please retool Top Gear with DeMuro, Torchinsky, and Collins.

That is all.

Lllllllllllllllllllllllllet’s get ready to huuummmbllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (brag)

The problem with Lincoln ‘trucks’ is that they were Lincolns. Mercedes appeals to a different demo than Lincoln, who hasn’t yet figured out how (or isn’t even trying) to leave the baby boomers behind and go after young execs and sophisticated middle agers the way Cadillac has. Lincoln as a marque will be dead in 10…

He didn’t - it’s a Charger Daytona :P

Ahem - this is a first gen charger

Actually just google 'how to chip your diesel to roll coal (like an idiot)' and 'how to run a diesel exhaust through your truck bed(like an idiot)' to see how to ruin a truck.

Crap, the video I posted to go with it didn't make it...

I'm amazed those cams still have lobes on them

Doctor buys 30K Harley. Doctor buys 5K in leathers and gambling-motif'ed accessories for poker runs. Doctor then decides to ride the dragon before even completing his MSF course because his wife makes him miserable and he needs to heed the call of the loooone wolf baby.

On the dragon, doctor illegally passes van full…

6.) Corvette Twofer

Cherokee... wasn't that a Renault design anyway?

So, France FTW.

I know this article is a few months old - but if you go to govplanet, there are lots on there now starting at 5K-7.5K. Many posters in the comments said they could justify that, so maybe update the article?

I was shocked to discover the 'farty farty putt putt' noise was coming from the dirtbike and not the Honda

99% of the reason I made a conscious decision years ago to never have kids was because of all the hypocritical self-righteousness these uber-harpies are slathering on you right now. Kudos to the people who have responded objectively and in a non-judgmental way. The rest of you need to tell me exactly what the secret…

"Hath not a Car Salesman eyes? Hath not a Salesman hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you give us your keys, do we not pretend we can't find them in an attempt to trap you at the dealership for six hours? If you are approved for 3% financing, do we not tell…

Most cell phone cameras no longer auto-tag GPS coordinates anymore as a matter of security. You can still determine if the pic is recent, but not where it was taken.

I have a car forum buddy who found out the hard way that posting pics of your super rare Hemi Challenger online with GPS data in tact is a good way for…

"What do you mean, there is no entry for 'Dear Supreme Wise Intelligent Benevolent Able-To-Fly Twelve-Inch-Penis-Having Supreme Commander? You will rue this day, McLaren. Mark my words."

It's amazing that one of the U-joints didn't blow before the transfer case did.

To blame: A person who takes for granted the notion of driving a 3000+ lb hunk of motorized steel and glass on the road and doesn't thoroughly acquaint herself with how it works before operating it on a daily basis with loved ones contained inside.