No, then suggest you tip 30%

Yeah, but they all had it comin’.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, SIR.

It’s pronounced statue.

Are you going to be ok?

I unapologetically love the character of Roy, every single thing Goldstein does as him works, there’s never a false moment even if the scripts are throwing ever more windy unnecessarily soap operatic moments at him and Keely.

Totally agree with this. The scene where Nate finally lets Lasso have it is easily my favorite of the entire series, and that’s not at all to say it’s fun or easy to watch. I can just relate so much to the jumbled mix of feelings Nate has going on: anger, sadness, self-loathing, disgust. Here’s a guy that both thinks…

His mother and father were siblings.

I think this was one of my favorite Beck Bennett sketches on the show.

Seems like one of the least embarrassing things about a now-famous person's past to trickle up.

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

This. I am so over cynical comedies that make their stock-and-trade meanness. The comedy series that have drawn me in in recent years haven’t been cynical, they’ve been the shows that can have both heart and humor, without tipping into schmaltz. That’s a delicate balance, but we’ve had quite a few shows walk that line…

Here’s my take: I like my show about nice people being nice to each other. Made for a really nice Christmas episode. And if Santa is real, then great. Couldn’t give a shit about that. I’m just happy that my television friends get to be happy for an episode.

What a hero. Just as the Beatles in 1964 refused to play a segregated Jacksonville Gator Bowl, Clapton is striking a blow for equality and tolerance.

Once they’re off…

If you are saving the baseboards, pull the nails through with a pair of pliers. Don’t knock the nails back through the way they came. This way the board doesn’t chunk off or split when the nail goes backwards.

Andrew was much better looking as a kid.

There’s good reason these posts don’t get much activity (at least whenever I look at one), but I want to say I appreciate the joke.

There’s good reason these posts don’t get much activity (at least whenever I look at one), but I want to say I…

Found Macaulay Culkin secret profile 

I’d love to see Jessica Chastain play a Peanut Butter Cup.