I’m actually more partial to this. Damn, if they wanted throws like that, I would’ve played for the minimum!

Mayonnaise is categorically disgusting, as is any sandwich that features it.

THE 49ers: “Don’t worry—we know exactly who you’re talking about and we’re already on it”

I will not sit here and let you accuse Flacco of trying to get Jackson killed. Clearly, anyone who has watched Flacco play over his career can watch the video and know he was targeting the tight end Nick Boyle (#86) on that throw.

How can I be the first to post this, seriously????

Please be Manny, please be Manny...

SNL’s take on this is funnier.

If Thanos was a Jet, he’d fumble the snap.

Just dental.

Gary Bettman is a heel and he knows it, and plays the role well.

I don’t know what’s better: the content of the tweet, the name, or the avatar being the dopey guy from the Addiction Network commercials.

Shortly after he says “My name is James Bond; what’s yours?”

I want to see him order an appletini sometime, just to piss people off.

You Don’t

Escape from Tomorrow is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Just awful on almost every level.

His blood/Surge Cola ratio was twice the legal limit!

I do have to share a story about Safety 1st, given some events I’d experienced back in 2009.

Back when my son was about a year old, we had been gifted a seat (wasn’t very expensive). I think it was Cosco. It had one of those stupid clasps where you press an ovular button and the latches insert on either side.

Well, my…

I do have to share a story about Safety 1st, given some events I’d experienced back in 2009.

Back when my son was…

Or maybe they’re one of the few states that needed a law about first cousin marriage?