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Eins zwei drei! Schicke-Schicke Schweine!

It takes me weeks back in Brooklyn to recover.

I’m a huge fan of the fact that the sign held by the potato simply says ‘potatoes.’

Yeah, their phone is really incompatible.

So that’s why ghosts are always moaning, huh?

WWE might have to acknowledge the uncomfortable discussion about why so many wrestlers have to swallow handfuls of painkillers every day to maintain their employment

I thought it was the prequel Emoticons. 8^0

You don’t count the first workout. You workout 3 more times.

This made my day.  Please comment on as many articles as possible.

These are the worst things I have ever seen. So frustrating!

Gag! I keep waiting for it to emerge from underwater ... but it never does! There’s no resolution! It’s infuriating! It’s the audio equivalent of this:

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Me going to end all posts and phone calls with “Chat Conversation End” from now on.

TESTIMONY OF HOW I GOT MY LOAN FROM A HONEST AND TRUSTWORTHY LENDER.

Have you tried Siggis? It is truly the queen of deliciously thick yogurts (I’m not a runny yogurt person either).

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I don’t like traffic. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets nowhere.