I like how they’re not synchronized, either. It really adds to the effect.

As usual, he sounds like my drunk uncle. But unusually, I kind of agree with him this time?!

fucking hell embedding tweets on an iMac is fucking awful. sorry. credit to @harrylylesjr

Until he makes the chilling realization that 11/20 was an inside job.

I’m pretty sure that the denizens of /pol/ already smell worse than onions.

They should just get Oscar to take over the role of Maura, problem solved.

Here, have a classic palate cleanser.

I can’t wrap my mind around this. Why does he have to suck on each one twice? Seems like one time along the fingers would convey whatever the hell he was trying to convey.

Re: the NE point, it was reported this morning that he told teams not to pick him up so that he could “have surgery and retire.” Seems an awful lot like a con to get to NE.

This set is the “S” series model- note the S405 part of the name. It’s the P607 “P” series model that has the stellar reviews, and that one goes for $600 or $650. (I actually own this one. Decent for $400, but the image quality degrades SIGNIFICANTLY when viewed off center.)

This set is the “S” series model- note the S405 part of the name. It’s the P607 “P” series model that has the…

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I still fail to understand what the C.H.U.D.s did to any of you.

And that’s a picture of him with the best looking hair i’ve ever seen him have.

You want me to support who? What? Chris Christie supports him?

This is actually Brock telling Emmanuel “Come play quarterback for me. I can’t do this.”

Not to mention he’s literally complimenting the guys that hit him out there. Whether it’s him being genuinely nice or a head game (maybe both?) you’re just like wow what a cool guy.

*busts into room*
“Did somebody say percs?!?!”
~Jim Irsay

I guess the question is — does anyone really want to live in a world where 15+ people thought that was funny?