#11 - Flick pickle juice from the jar onto your sandwiches for extra flavor.

No questions to Curt about how Shawn Spencer inspired his new writing?

He will go sailing no more, except now it’s not by choice!

“Hertz : Renting Cars is More Painful Than Our Donuts”

This is so goddamn stupid.  Also, it cracked me up.

All the money went to the big Peeing Calvin sticker industry.

I think the “C-” grade bubble came off the preview picture for the review when this post went up.

Shirley Manson also could not be reached, presumably because she is out living her best life in San Andreas.

Stop emulation with this One Weird Golf Game!  Hackers hate it!

What an elegant gesture, Elizabeth!

Banks and Erinn Hayes need to start a support group.

Is the solo play in this similar to L4D? Like, similar levels of “yeah obviously nowhere near as fun as online but still pretty damn fun”. I love L4D, and it’s one of the only MP games I’ve ever really gotten into. But I don’t see myself playing online a lot, and am hoping I can get something of a decent L4D fix.

Poppin’ fresh into prison.

If there are any Malaysian dentists in the replies section... stay away from Gregg’s wife.

That one Christmas where my dad got me a ZX81 instead of a Spectrum was bad enough, but when it didn’t come with a RAM pack, I threw up in the sink from the stress.

I learned all I need to in Karl Pilkington’s “Educating Ricky” segments on XFM.

“I am rooting for The Joker because he has the whitest face.”

As tragic as the death of any child is, it’s important to look at the silver lining - he didn’t have to grow up with Eric Clapton as a dad.

Burnt Silver Spoons

Wait until he hears about events that tell you what seat you are REQUIRED to sit in.  I thought we had freedoms?