Emergency engram mister.

Let’s me and you go for a ride, Covid.

I want a 4K remaster of the cinematic masterpiece live action clips from Crusader : No Remorse.

Every time I see that promo pic I think Jesse has one of those Jedi Padawan braids.

This should be the cover art for whenever another remaster comes out.

This should have been obvious.  A fancy wallet requires velcro.

Eyes bulging with imagined riches.

This was the best takeaway of the whole episode. For a 2 second joke, they cast the Mac and Charlie Die bus goon.

I was far more offended by her having Nanny say “fuck” in her first episode of Muppet Babies.

Yeah, the 8-8 part was the only aspect of the story I wasn’t fully sure will happen.

I was probably 17 before realizing the logo didn’t say “elb”.

Shaq got the last laugh.

It doesn’t look good until you wear it day in day out day in day out day in day out.

The “tastes great / less filling” is definitely an off-putting comparison.

As an FYI, he has a cover story in the newest Men’s Health, where he lists his workout mix as “Coldplay and U2".

I wasn’t sure when the day would come where I would Google “is cocaine an inflammatory”. Today is that day.

I’m pretty sure I just watched this for five minutes.