He was being manrat trash.

My thought when seeing the headline - this is adorable.  I’m glad this was one of the first things I saw this morning, so it can be all downhill from here.

Someday, this meme will get old and not make me laugh way too much. Today is not that day.

Reading the title, I assumed there was some error in the Boys’ pronunciation that this sought to correct.

I am b-o-r-e-d by this joke.

Wrong Amy.

Just checking to make sure Kung Lao was referenced. 

Counterpoint : Always be JK Simmons.

I saw no mention of this, so I guess I can stick with my standard commentary.

Based on that gif, I guess I was mis-hearing when I thought everyone was calling him a penis.

We are sorry if you were offended by the call.

Basically “always applicable” or “always appropriate”.  Like in this case, no matter how old the video is, it seems like it will always be relevant to this topic.

Also the Mets have a fairly large fanbase that would read the site and are basically a buffoon team that lends itself nicely to mockery.

Don’t feel bad - I had to Google who it was when I first saw it.  I just knew it wasn’t Grohl.

That’s not Dave Grohl.

I think is much more reasonable that if a pitcher’s can throw balls to retaliate, hitters can throw bats.

When I first saw the picture I thought it was some self-washing feature and thought it was interesting.  Not surprisingly, it isn’t.

If you liked that one, Jonathan Quick has a diversified portfolio of those kinds of saves.

They might be able to get Kuch at a slight discount if they agree to pay him for playing in 75% of their playoff games.