Most inspirational story of 2019 locked down early.

Anal Cunt’s frontman died.  Otherwise, they’d obviously be in consideration to play.

Cheaters are being punished by having to play an extra hour a day.

Anyway, why is this article tagged “Mjortal Kombat”?

I get the chili cheese every time.  I don’t know if some locations won’t make it off menu, but I’ve never had a problem.

Yup. I’ve been a goalie going on 25 years. To fit in average jeans with my thighs and butt, the calf part looks like a zoot suit.

I was going to let that mistake go, but am happy I’m not the only one who saw that.  Now back reading the Sideshow Freaks board.

He shouldn’t waste another minute on his crying.

It’s ironic that a reply using the word “dick” in a Ben post isn’t grey.

The broken glass is unavailable due to material shortages.

Since we’re doing this, a young Matty Healy pops up in a Motion City Soundtrack DVD.

Little Jimmy’s all grown up.

I imagine more like Beavis’s impression of the four year old down the street from them:

More Hitman Than Hitman