Yup. I’ve been a goalie going on 25 years. To fit in average jeans with my thighs and butt, the calf part looks like a zoot suit.

I was going to let that mistake go, but am happy I’m not the only one who saw that.  Now back reading the Sideshow Freaks board.

He shouldn’t waste another minute on his crying.

It’s ironic that a reply using the word “dick” in a Ben post isn’t grey.

The broken glass is unavailable due to material shortages.

Since we’re doing this, a young Matty Healy pops up in a Motion City Soundtrack DVD.

Little Jimmy’s all grown up.

I imagine more like Beavis’s impression of the four year old down the street from them:

More Hitman Than Hitman

Their reaction seems especially heinous.

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They’re just going to edit existing footage, so now the women will be chasing the pirates with brooms.

I find the Cryptkeeper part so, SO much funnier than it has any right to be.

You’re just upset because these other services are cutting into that sweet Addition Network money.

Dude hangs dong.