This is so important to the game for me.

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That’s how I read it as well. My first thought was wondering what their uniforms were. Like a Hot Cops situation?

Yup, I’ve got one of those “These sunglasses look great let’s just take a look in the mirror oh god why do I look so stupid with them on?” heads / faces. I could / would never buy a pair online first.

Yup, I’ve got one of those “These sunglasses look great let’s just take a look in the mirror oh god why do I look so…

I haven’t lived in NY since 2010, have not listened to WFAN since 2010, and have not heard that abomination of a song since 2010.

“In fables, they’re putting animals together that wouldn’t meet. Where is a scorpion ever knockin’ around with a frog?”

He probably figured he’d be safe due to the drop in viewers.

“Patriots at Browns: At some point in this game, Tom Brady will get all worked up in the sideline and start yelling or throwing a Surface tablet, and the announcer is gonna cry out, “YOU THINK THIS GUY ISN’T FIRED UP TO BE BACK?!””

Big week for Pagans and violence in the outfield.

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This is on some legit Laker Bros / Rock clapping levels, but amped up exponentially. Simply glorious.

Okay.

A headphone jack.

Mandatory.

Isn’t going heavy on the cinnamon in your mulled wine considered lustful?

I don’t see the problem? That’s where my wife always chooses to sit.

Yeah, when they get bored due to a blowout on either side, that’s when the tangents, digressions, and Keith in full on “don’t give a shit” mode start. It’s the best.

Well it damn sure should be.

I can never see these weirdly-lit back pathways to the locker rooms, and not expect someone to come out and hit someone with a folding chair.

I was so waiting for his chance at a QB sneak, with his now-improved jumping ability.