This is so legitimately awful and yet I laughed. I’m not proud.

+1 call me at this number. don’t call me at that one, that’s the old one.

Harvey Two Plates

Yes - someone else will always serve the penalty.

mmmmm kumquats!

Operation Hot Father

Maybe that fast “dodoDOdoDOOOOdoooo” music when you’re about to drown in Sonic traumatized you.

He needs to send back those “Skate the Eric Lindros Way!” VHS tapes.

If I can be blamed for someone watching Mulaney clips for an extended period of time, I am willing to shoulder that burden.

The link for Gazillionaire doesn’t work for me, it says there’s no disc in the CD drive, and kicks back to the C:> prompt.

I was just seeing what differences I had forgotten, since you can play the game at gazillionaire.com, and it’s still awesome.

I really like them for the character, especially for the Leatherface action from the original movie. The fact that much of it ISN’T crazy, off the wall violence (except for the almost obligatory “split down the middle” part) brings it back to why TCM was so effective - the violence was realistic and not fancied up.

Everyone is pissed at Cam because while talks about how Oikos Triple Zero has high protein and no artificial sweeterners, for some reason he always neglects to mention that it is also high in fiber.

Elisha Cuthbert in the background occasionally.

Mission tastes like a rancid root beer barrel candy. Definitely the worst of the ones I’ve had.

The return of Pro Beach Hockey would cure all their ills.

I remember seeing that advertised every month in Archie comics, then being super let down when I finally got to play it and it was - being polite - mediocre.

Using Teddy Grahams is important if you’re looking to maximize the “Dunkaroos for Grownups” experience.

It’s impossible for me to see the name Gabby Jay and not immediately think, “Yay!”