Yeah, without knowing just how much noodle arm he put into that swing, that was a surefire “God DAMMIT!” moment for me. Then, on the zoom out to the outfield, it transformed into, “That’s as far as he could hit that?”

“WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY” “WE WANT UTLEY”…

Cespedes is here, Chase is dead, call me back.

I say this as a staunch hater of the Rangers: Every time I see a picture / clip of him, it’s always a reminder that Mike Richter was so awesome.

That certainly seems plausible, as well.

I have to admit, I’m enjoying this dedication.

Let’s not be hyperbolic. It’s obviously going to end 6-0 after a Watt pick 6 and missed PAT.

And the NHL apparently has... Beezid.com

The loudest commercials on TV.

I want to know more about what’s really the interesting topic here - the Frozen Yogurt Wars.

“No more boos, please. Actually bartender, I could use some more booze!” - Neil Hamburger

They actually tried calling, but used the other number on his card. That’s the old one.

He looks like the Bill Gates impersonator from Nathan For You.

He’s still riding high on good will after hitting a home run and a triple for that hospitalized kid.

At least he had that badass Lando Photoshop on Saturday.

Oh shit, there’s stickers.

I couldn’t even estimate the amount of times, per run-through of most FPSes I play, that I toggle crouch on and off, since I keep assuming it’s on.

He will have a neverending bucket of chestnuts in heaven.

That wasn’t the dog - that was Mick Mars.

I also have yet to see the new one, so as of now this is my ranking, as well.

I’m really hoping DWANGO has a closer server for me to dial in to. I’m sick of paying long distance fees.