I did this a couple years back with the Bronx Zoo. Named one for my nephew and my now ex did one for me since I dropped some really obvious hints. One day my sister will take my nephew to the zoo and point out "our" roaches and tell him how mine is watching out for his.
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"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"
Missed opportunities:
His recent book UndeNYEable
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wittle feetie weeties!
His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…
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Luxury? I'd go with Necessity.
Wait, what's a neuro?
"Please pretend to adhere to the barest standards required by HIPAA."
Semicolon: the apostrophe to your period.
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Miss Janet...
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I still lose it in the break at 1:21 and heyyyyyyyy 1:41
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This here is still KING OF ALL BLACK HEADS
I was in the office of the place I was working at when this woman who had been made ill by roasted mussels called up for like the tenth time. The Chef was an asshole - as chefs are - but he was right. This woman was making a major pain in the ass out of herself.