It’s really bad this year! I’ve been a nurse for six years now, and this is the first time I’ve had patients who were young with no underlying conditions coming in for flu. One guy was 35! A perfectly normal dude in the prime of his life, and he was so sick he got admitted, put on IV fluids (a big deal with the fluid…

My sister took me there for my birthday. W had three adults plus a loaner doll at the table, and we agreed that it was legit the best meal we had in nyc

As an adult who knows how property works, this person is an asshole. It says everything you need to know about David’s Bridal that they suggest people steal so they can afford their overpriced, intensely basic crap.

She had a shawl AND a parasol!? I only remember the dress! I loved that dress, and would wear it every day if I had one in my current adult woman size.

Has anyone had good luck with pantry? I tried it once, the box shipped after a few days, waited, waited, waited, got a notification it had been delivered, checked the tracking, found that it was somehow still in a warehouse, gave up and canceled.

Has anyone had good luck with pantry? I tried it once, the box shipped after a few days, waited, waited, waited, got…

Guys. Guys, Aunt Jenny is maaaaaaybe in her thirties. She’s smiling huge and creepy to crinkle up her eyes and accent the nasolabial folds, and she’s got her head tucked back, too. Look how smooth her skin is on her face, chest and hands! They took a young model and dressed her up in old lady clothes.

The word your looking for is assymetrical.

Is it me, or is that butt assymetrical?

I would just assume that anyone so weird about their doll-kid also had a nannycam, and would act accordingly. Brainless, easy job where I can also read and study? I’m so there. I’d Rosetta stone every language ever.

I am cheered that I actually heard it right, and depressed that anyone, even a fictional character, would consider that a viable name for their kid.

Lachlan? Man, my hearing is going. I thought his name was Holden.

Hardly any bruises at all!

What stuns me is that they are celebrating people who turned on their country and attacked American citizens on American soil. They are literally celebrating traitors. I’ve got ancestors on the wrong side of a few wars, but I don’t act like their cleverness in having me as a descendent undid their bad acts.

So businesses shouldn’t be punished when they do something wrong because employees might be hurt? Do you feel the same way when restaurants violate health codes and are shut down until they pass inpection ? The waiters aren’t earning tips when the place is closed, after all. What about an amusement park that is found…

Damn you, phone.

Nooo, don’t take these people to heait’s....harmless, I guess? It’s like seeing a bu at the next table over talking to each other. You hav

Best rescue-the-princess movie EVER.

Because of HIPAA, we’re technically not supposed to deny someone is our patient. Otherwise, you could get this:

I wandered this a while after the fact, but dude...if he’s that bad, there is no gentle enough way to tell him. I would not give him a chance to ramp up the self-righteous self harming drama, and when he does find out, I would be prepared to call the authorities and block him completely. He’s using your kind and…

What is that from? It’s hypnotic!