Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

So after reading about scatter bands I learned thats its for people who can’t march in time and who aren’t funny enough for the college sketch/improve group

My takeaway, too. How many times have you been THAT pumped to see that many people killed at the absolute end of a movie, especially AFTER all the protagonists were killed? Sick.

Rogue One is better, though!

Vader firing up his lightsaber was the first time I’ve ever had the uncontrollable urge to yell in a theatre. Muffled that scream just in time.

Yo, seriously, [MAJOR SPOILER ALERT] Vader’s rampage right at the end was probably the most fuckin’ amped I’ve been in a movie theater in years. I felt like my head was going to pop.

On the bright side, no Bothans were harmed making this movie.

That article left out the best part:

Don’t forget another can of WD-40

This is the opposite of the point of the post. I kept waiting for him to spit on your kid or something

NO ONE IS A BIGGER STAR THAN JULIE ANDREWS, SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the…

“My son turned 10 just the other day

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

+1 for Comic Sans.

how does his excuse not make sense?