lol. lmao.

How about you don’t make decisions for the rest of us? I’d prefer this over a vasectomy.

You’d rather get surgery than take a pill?

Really a lot of husbands would love to take this. Want to wait a few years between kids, this is a better option than a condom. There are plenty of guys who do not want to have kids and don’t want to wear condoms. I assume you are referring to college aged and young adults that you may not know well. You definitely…

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

How one might be familiar with Muggsy Bogues and not Allen Iverson is a feat of the mind I’ll never understand.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

Dribbling for 18 seconds, throwing your hands in the air, getting a foul call. That’s horrible basketball (to watch, and probably to play).

just because it’s new doesn’t mean it’s better. this guy just loves blending the lines between what’s legal and what’s not. james harden is an all-world talent to begin with, this bullshit doesn’t make it better in any way. and watching some guy slowly dribble a ball at the top of the arc for 18 seconds then trying to…

I don’t care how talented he is, this guy is unbearable to watch. If it’s not the (as described here on Deadspin) 18 second iso’s then 3-point attempt, it’s this cockamamie nonsense. Ugh, the worst.

This guy IT’s.

IT professional here, my normal response to the “huh, person-who-normally-sits-at-this-desk, you look different today!” joke is to deadpan/deadeye look at them and ask how I may help them with zero emotion in either my face or voice.

They defunded everything!  Even the stuff they didn’t steal!

You write like that, and it only took you five years to get through college?  Color me impressed. 

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.