Or you could save the $500 and just not drive like a fucking mongoloid.

If Adequate Man has a more than adequate middle class family who “lavishes” him with $500 christmas or birthday gifts that might make sense. It would also lead me to believe Adequate Man is not as adequate as he would lead us to believe but from a more elitist upbringing and background.

No, that’s phenomenal.

When asked before the game how he felt about returning to Cleveland, Curry said, “Hopefully, it still smells a little bit like champagne”.

In a year of truly important sports investigations done by Deadspin, this is the apex.

Chill out guys. In a hundred years, we will all be dust and bone, and American Pharaoh will be holding together a first-grader’s art project.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Yeah LeBron was great, but that won't stop me from rooting against him every step of the way.

The Warriors are so good, they've already announced they'll be solving California's drought crisis by bringing the city of Cleveland's tears back with them.

More like guy runs onto live track.

Don't forget the follow through. You will miss a ton of shots, even when leading it, if you stop the motion of your gun after pulling the trigger.

Coke came out my nose.

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“What a bunch of jobbers.” - Rockapella

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

Considering the Royals think the Twins would intentionally hit Alex Rios with the bases loaded in a close game, I’m just gonna side with the A’s on this one.

Why would the Royals resort to this?

Slight difference. A dirty slide can hurt you. A 100 mph fastball to the dome can kill you.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.