Those boards still don't work on water.

The big one is the number of clicks it takes to read any conversation.

New Kinja is horrible. The rest is fine (as it always was), but Kinja 2.slow is horrible.

Everyone is talking about the exterior and no one is addressing the interior. It's exquisite. The materials beg me to touch them. The seats could caress me on a trans-continental slog. I could sit there for ages. It's divine.

Wow, my already high respect for Recaro just shot way up. I had no idea the even the seats you get in the ST twins are hand stitched.

Tailfins! Very happy feelings.

Good. People want a halo car they can dream of owning. Not many people dream of owning an Equus/K900 or Genesis R Spec.

Green. Green over tan, manual, AWD.

Take. My. Mötherfücking. Money.

Gettin' real tired of your shit, VW.

Allow me the pleasure:

The Helix Fossil has spoken!

each of these additions is now explained in greater detail. With GIFs.

Finally!

Best decision ever. Doug writes great stuff and has a great sense of humor. Looking forward to more!

if Doug works for Jalopnik, that means he will have money to buy more cars,