DMX's Celebrity Boxing Strategy

Audi are you listening?

Where is the hatch?

Yes but the outback sport was the impreza with a bit more ground clearance. So it's a proper hatchback, just less likely to get the bumper chewed up on curbs and parking lot cement blocks.

I would argue Seattle and San Francisco were the two best teams in the league. It seems pretty clear to me that the AFC was a pillow fight this year.

The NFC championship game was the best two teams in the NFL.

All of thee are great if you are a renter and/or limited in your ability to install a real antenna. If you have the ability to, a full outdoor antenna will always seriously outperform all of these. Even just getting a larger 4 bay UHF into the attic will make a giant difference compared to one of these smaller…

Volvo 850 Wagon.

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.

A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!

It's a schooner!

Someone get a medic, there's a little boy caught in the escalator, Oh God it's a bloodbath.

That KID is BACK on the ESCALATOR again!

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

This is as okay as a kippah on a pig.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

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