If you'd be kind enough to post the Kickstarter link for that, I'm in for at least $50.

That MacBook Pro must wonder what it did wrong. "I could be creating great Photoshop files of cows in cheeseheads or something, but I'm stuck doing *this*?"

Meh. Call me when you post "England 2, Columbia 0."

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I get the feeling that Mitch is just pissed someone folded, spindled, and mutilated his punch cards.

@BeefFajitas: Just fifteen odd years of bad baseball.

@Pesti-Esti: I wasn't dismissing your complaints. What I was saying is that, rather than trying to figure out how to solve the problem within the servicable physical plant of Tiger Stadium, the response of ownership was that they needed a new stadium, with the hidden outcry that something was "wrong" with the…

@Pesti-Esti: You're a bigger idiot than Babcock is.

@Babcocksure: You, sir, are an idiot.

Most impressive: the highlight reader did the entire thing backwards.

@Jhonka: If your team is so sad as to play their home opener at night, well, sir, I'm not sure we can help you.

It's been forever since I've heard it, but I once heard Ledford's sign-off from that game, which was interrupted by Mike Krzyzewski coming over to half-congratulate Ledford and half-console him and the Kentucky fans.

The kids love it.

For those who did not see (because why the hell would you watch Oprah otherwise), Ebert testing out his "new" voice with his wife Chaz.

@Drew Magary: Hate wasn't the right term: I just don't like movies in general. This is not to say that I dislike all movies (I could watch "The Big Sleep" or "Airplane" on a continuous loop and never grow tired of either), nor that I'm dismissing those who like or love movies (I'm married to one of those). I just tend…

I hate movies. I cannot remember the last time I set foot in a theater (probably for a Pixar flick of some kind years ago). But I've gobbled up his reviews for at least 10 years online, started following his twitter handle when the follow count was in the low four-figures, and have configured my RSS reader to text me…

In honor of NY Post, Alan Jackson to write "Where Were You (When The 9 Iron Went Flying)".

@AzureTexan: Every single item will be ended with Gottfried yelling "YOU FOOL!" at the camera.

"Why you little... er... no one's gonna beat you, sweetie. [quieter, but still audible] You're gonna get such a beating!"

You know, finding that colon key on the ol' keyboard is a bit hard when it has stuff on it.

At least for DTW, it only shows the three on-site lots: no valet nor off-site parking. Rather disappointing (since off-site parking is usually cheaper than on-site).