My wife, after I told her the USC-UCLA score: "So, what does this mean to Michigan?"

Body Bag:

To quote Bucky Katt, "the sadness kills the funny": from the game story in today's Detroit Free Press:

Four thoughts:

(Horn blows)

I'm off. Someone leave a porch light on for Leitch. G'night all.

Damn you, Yostal. Now I have to go find "A Great and Glorious Game" on my bookshelf.

Ken Rosenthal: "Jim, which pitcher did you shoot first?"

My wife just said: "The good news is they have two days to sleep off the hangover."

Will Leitch...the luckiest bastard in the world!

Lost 'em!

Mike Shannon sounds like he's ready to asplode.

Critic: If they're smart, they'll just weep, because they're not getting back here next year. You can only catch lightning in a bottle once.

You too, Yost. Thanks to all! This was fun.

THAT'S an uplifting statistic! (Last time STL was 3-1 in a series: 1985, lost to KC)

And the Cubs fans will wonder what they did to the universe to deserve their lives.

No, no, Craig, there's no need to wait for a pitch that's hittable.

Royals, I went to a wedding last weekend, and there was a wireless access point in the chapel! I said to my wife, "Why didn't you tell me? I could've followed the football games during the ceremony." For some odd reason, she didn't find it as funny as I did.

Tigers fans quickly pool monies to fly Leitch out for potential Games 6 and 7.

Oy!