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Joe Hass
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Chuckie's GF: In the immortal words of my father when my sister totalled her car many years ago: "Stop crying! No one died!"

This has the feel of the first overtime intermission of a hockey game: I'm not quite sure whether I want to stay up or not, but I'm sure as hell tired.

Four all!

A Juan Encarnacio sighting! Whoda thunk it!

Nick Denton is sensing a disturbance in the Force.

OH MY!

Royals: I may be interested in matching your cash money payment. Please advise if the opportunity arises.

GoinYostal: nice Futurama reference.

Mets: The general assumption is that NJ has reached a sort of "bad state emeritus" level: sure, you can include them, but it's just too damn easy.

No: Ohio is simply the most boring. For confirmation, drive the Ohio Turnpike from Toledo to Cleveland.

If I may: my wife lived in Indiana for a long time; her brother currently lives in Birmingham, Alabama. I'd have to give the edge to the fine folks in the Dixie State, but the Hoosier State definitely leads the North Division. In the words of my brother-in-law's wife: "Alabama would be a magnificent place to live if

Andie: Will's curse from last night is still working. I feel confident.

If you've got Game 6 tickets, it appears you'll be using them, ladies and gentlemen.

The Mayor strikes again!

It's a quality broadcast when Buck mentions a six year old eating hot wings. What I wouldn't give for Harry yelling "Check out the chick in the sombrero!"

NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!

He's walking off under his own power.

Tim's standing up for Lou Brock! Say it ain't so!

Look: having a fuckable guv is about as good as we have it around here right now (not counting sports).

Look for a post by GoinYostal at 8:45, which links to the photo in question.