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She's still not gonna sleep with you you know?

Wait. Was he a great big fat Irishman?
He was a big Mick, yes sir.

She does have a splendid pair of norks

I was making, what is referred to among my people, as a joke. Specifically a pun, or play on words

Referring to Hayley Attwell as titular is a bit sexist

They have to learn about Tekwar sometime

Depends how much white was forced on his bloodline

Love The Bear

Vibrator in?

I hate Deadpool. Overrated, unfunny, done to death fanboy service. Go Ambush Bug instead.

I think it felt mannered becau see e, language wise at least, it was. I was impressed that they were seemingly speaking in the 19th century vernacular rather than mid 20th

Well aren't you a perfect example of a human being? You must hug yourself to sleep every night in the warmth of your own wonderfulness.
The slightest bit of effort expended on your part would have shown you that most of my posts are intended as jokes but, of course, that would have got in the way of your self-righteous…

Word!

I notice you don't say anything to the other people here who've made almost exactly the same joke. I can only assume you're deliberately singling me out and bullying me specifically because you're less familiar with me than with other posters on here.

He wants to have babies

Would he want to be called Loretta?

He'd only be there for the barely legal porn

She's legal in the UK so he can get away with it

I'd go to Mars given the chance, one-way or not

It's Schrödinger's movie. It exists in potentia