It was worth watching Anchorman 2 just hear her say 'dicklicks'

The Good the Bad and the Scoop-machine never really lived up to its premise

Muthafueller

Give it up Dan. It's over.

Well 14 was generous

No longer the Bourne from which no traveller returns

Throaty-punchy five dollah

Breasts

She gets results! Stupid Chief

Laura Diamond Phillips?

That'd be cock nosed tit

Excellent commitment

I'm bothered by approaching mortality.

I think it's the inappropriate usage of a font that looks like a twelve year old girl writing in her diary more than the font itself (which is still ugly as sin and nowhere near as much fun)

Eve St John-Smythe? Seriously? Did Benedict Cumberbatch and Rosie Huntingdon-Whitely have sex, causing an English-posh-name singularity?

Is this the start of the hipster 'I use comic sans because it's so uncool' backlash?

That's why no one turned up

Excellent. But curb stomping would be too good for them.

Don't you mean 'me and your Grandmaster Flash'?

Stalking it old school