I love it when you talk dirty

The amount of times I've been called a twat. I must be awesome

Oh yes please

Ah you're no professional. We're not talking about posting status updates on Facebook, talking about working for a living, talking about snarking

I know, thus me trying to outrage them

Ah. French

Ignore her she's on the rag. And probably a lesbian

You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!

Thor has already been a woman in Earth X

Never go to Buzzfeed. Or never admit it

Never go to Buzzfeed. Or never admit it

Great. Now I'm someone's creepy uncle

Excellent. Thank you. They both look toothy and generic

Which is which?

Faker!

Av club needs memes

Only recently occurred to me that those speeches were a pastiche of Quint in Jaws.
You've got city hands Mr Hooper, been counting money all your life.

That was truly terrible. Notwithstanding the young ladies with the long legs I couldn't make it to the end of the video.
I'm getting old
ETA 14 minutes since hearing the song and it's disappeared from my brain compoletely

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
No
Unsatisfying sex life?
No! Yes! But don't say that word
What, sex? I had seeeeex!

Jedward