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Around the cape, the rain beats down so hard it makes your head bleed

That was just a hobby

Like Obamaphones?

I haven't read much DC other than Batman for about 20 years. I thought Wonder Girl was brunette with smaller boobs

And pics of their lunch

See my vest, see my vest
Made of real alien chest

Single werewolf lawyer
Eating all her clients
Wearing sexy miniskirts
And metamorphosing into a wolfbeast every full moon.

And throw you in a river with a sack and some kittens?

Who sneaked a vagina in there?

As a pedantic bastard it behooves me to point out that the correct phrase should be "not all Italians are criminals" because some are bound to be

After the father?

My real name is Peter and my sister is called Wendy. So. Yeah…

With The Dasrk Tower only a tiny proportion of people read them. I read the first two and gave up. They weren't turning into mil on dollar franchises

Fuck him. He got paid. Deliver the goods bitch

Fuck him

That'll be the juvenile syphillis, plus the herpes

Hey George! Fuck you ya fat fuck. Ehhh

Well if you insist on hanging out in the 1930s

Hardly poor.

Ooh, remember when The Doctor was only allowed a limited amount of regenerations? Obviously the BBC were going to remain true to that and shut down one of their most profitable shows in the interest of staying true to the canon rather than find a workaround. How sweet to think otherwise.