Rum sodomy and the lash. Or Saturday night as they call it in apothecary school

I'm so proud

See black authors be not writing books like this…

Yes waiting four and five years between books is being impatient. How foolish of me.

His blood is now practically the consistency of pate and he employs a team of phillipino boys to push it around his veins like toothpaste.

Peter Dinklage is on a mission to find the answer.

That's not Martin, that's Eldans mom

Hey!

His fat guy hat?

It's sweet you think they'd kill their cash cow for an author who won't write. At this stage the original creator is pretty far down the totem pole of decision making

Not necessarily, they'll just carry on with their own story if Martin can't produce the goods. They're already making meaningful departures from the text

Obviously only types using one finger

Screw it. I think I'll just watch the show and treat the books, if they happen, as novelisations

Isn't he saying "fuck you" to the fans every day he doesn't release a fucking book?!

Awww she thinks she's people

I misread that as owl

Shia?

Apparently, so did Alfred, and he was her uncle

Ear and present danger

Now do I read that as Jessica Lange and Sarah Paulson as conjoined twins, or as Paulson playing both twins? Either of which would be worth the price ofv admission alone