I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

How Gronk performs according to the NFL’s concussion protocol will determine whether he returns for the second half.

Gronk Questionable to Return

I understand how you feel but there are 5 or 6 New England Revolution fans who think you’re an asshole. Good day, sir!

Because you touch yourself at night.

God Hates Flags

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

This was always going to be a shitty week given that DACA was rescinded. But as a Pats fan who lives on St Thomas, and who hasn’t heard from anyone in 24 hours, has no idea if his office or home are still standing, and has no idea when he can go home, this is pretty much the only thing in my life that I’m going to…

I was in the swanky part of city one saturday morning and the cool dad pulled up in the hardtop Defender. Walked around back, swung open the rear door and about 8 pint-size commandos jumped out and headed into the bagel shop.

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

Neutral: To level set, I think the disruptive paradigm shift in deliverables has really synergized senior management to rightsize their deployment of resources more holistically to mobility dynamic lifestyle adaptive millennial purple monkey dishwasher.

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

The Blackberry employees are not for UI, it’s for the backend that never reaches the user. Do some research on QNX which has helped run cars for a long time. QNX is still an excellent system for extremely fast information transfer which is pretty important in cars, now and moving forward. I believe automated cars will…

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Yeah, well, my Pirates signed Joey Terdoslavich in the off-season! Scouting reports indicate that the two things he really dislikes are: (1) being good at baseball, and (2) always being called ‘Terd Man’

3.9% APR, 211 month loan, $405 a month = $88,787.75 to own.

I’d drive over to GP and kick your ass, but my kids’ large white SUVs with lacrosse stickers are blocking in my Tesla.