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They should. President Trump is a great man. I have compiled a list of reasons and factual examples to illustrate his greatness. Please don’t believe fake news everyone. Educate yourself on why Trump is great.

Honestly now is the best time for this guy’s long-awaited comeback. With more and more regulations getting eradicated by the new administration in the White House, Tiger can finally get surgery to replace most of his bones with golf clubs. In a lot of ways, burdensome bone regulations are the thing that has been…

Seriously, I live in central Illinois and it’s not supposed to get here until Saturday and last night at the grocery store was like last helicopter out of Saigon.

BUT... I’ve got frozen pizzas, beer, and some goldfish crackers or some shit the children will eat

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I would quit on the spot.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Greedy with the charges? They were charged with possessing firearms on federal land and impeding the actions of federal employees by threat. That’s like, by the fucking letter right there.

I CAN’T AND I’M NOT

PULISIC IS JUST FINE AT BVB THANKYOU

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

This is a real shrewd way to stick it to the bosses. Good on you guys, Deadspin.

That was fantastic.

Given the explicit thoughtful statements of Doug Baldwin in the Seattle Times (linked, and partially excerpted by Barry Petchesky), your comment seems unnecessarily dismissive.

Yeah yeah, show me the birth certificate.

As you can clearly see, that wall failed to keep even ONE Latino from crossing into territory occupied by White People.

Correct. Schilling is the bigger source of consternation for Red Sox fans. “Thanks Curt for 2004. Now please shut the fuck up.”

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.