I think whenever anyone thinks assholes and Penn State, they think something different entirely.

Who *are* you people voting for "canceling plans at the last minute"? Why do you hate the people you made the plans with?

Thanks Tim. Does anyone know how to clean vomit off of a keyboard?

I expect this decision will lead to countless more frivolous suits from fans who are unable to watch their team play in the Super Bowl due to the NFL. Like Jets, Bills, Browns and Jaguars fans for instance.

This all ends with AP in Dallas right? Because with the line, he really could put a spanking on the rest of the league.

girth for the win!

Just when I was getting used to the fact that no one cared about my stupid boner.