Almost the inverse of their capital flow, roughly $2.39 billion to 0 in 60 months.
Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.
Dabo: Listen up men! I’m gonna jam these timeouts up my ass and let’s go get us a field goal!
“I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work”
I swear you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, and I’m out of here.
When I was growing up, we called a comment like yours a “Higgins,” because I grew up with a guy named Higgins who had a habit of repeating someone else’s joke with different words, making it a worse joke.
true, she married rather poorly.
“We shoulda had more time.”
Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.
Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.
You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.
The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.
Not a chance. Couldn’t score anyways. Name me one time, ever in human history, someone has been able to get ahold of their dealer before noon.
Whoosh.
I don’t know if you realize this, but you actually posted the Spanish language clip instead of the English one! Haha! Somebody’s gonna get an earful from their editor in the morning!
Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.
It’s a Turdis?
I really hope the Mets don’t waste a camp invite on someone who has proven he can’t play baseball at the Major League level. I get that he’s a really nice guy and used to be a famous star, but this whole David Wright spectacle needs to come to an end.
I didn’t realize that “talking shit and dramatically overestimating your abilities and then getting tossed to the ground by your own momentum” was a race.