Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

President Old Dead Gourd Full of Poop

Also, maybe you want to do a report on Trump wearing black socks with blue pants. I believe you want to match your socks to the suit pants, and while matching them with your shoes is OK, I guess, you’d think a billionaire president-elect would be looking sharper on his first trip to his new home.

God save us from President Pence.

Clearly.

I took it seriously.

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the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

he can’t read yet

The official shoe for H2Oi two years running.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

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I will pay money to avoid the anxiety of haggling.

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

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Ahem, it’s called “Nightcrawlers”

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.