Don’t be crazy. A pet carrier in the cargo area in the luggage bay works just fine.

Which would be the correct answer.

This works quite well.

Waiters just had to let off some steam.

Matrix disagrees.

Did I do this right?

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

As I said before, I believe the name of the site should now be “Adequate Hipster”. I’m also convinced that “Hannah Keyser” is Marchman’s trolling female alter ego.

“hey, bro, what’s the plan for the bachelor party”

I’m 28 and this is exactly how I envision much of my 30s going.

Joint bachelor party at the museum? You know what, sorry man, I can’t make it, I...just realized I have something to do that day. But you guys have fun without me.

If your sheltered enough to think that strip clubs are integral to bachelor parties, you’re not fun enough to invite to an actual bachelor party.

If I told my friends we were going fruit picking for my bachelor party they probably would have punched me in the face and drowned me in a river.

Counterpoint: No f***ing way.

I personally think all parties should have joints.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

“It takes 3 ingredients to make a cocktail, 2 is an emergency” *Peggy, Mad Men

The strip club: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the strip club for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.