seriously? Some women feel this way when they're pregnant. The only outrage is that it's 48$.

ALL OF THIS plus your kinja name - I cannot star this enough! :)

Hate to break it to you, Hamptons, but your "brand" was nouveau and trashy before the Kardashians ever showed up.

Now I'm on Team Kardashian. I hope they ruin the summer for all of the pretentious rich fucks out there, trying to pretend that they're somehow better than the Kardashians. YOU ALL ARE ASSHOLES.

People forget that dead babies are a risk of childbirth. Just like we've forgotten the risks of childhood infectious disease like measles and mumps, we forget that the "natural" way was also more dangerous.

Well in fairness to her, it would explain a lot about Putin.

"when people push boundaries too far, it is not because they are strong but because they are weak."

All things considered, I'd still rather vote for Elizabeth Warren.

Ugh! She's this close to running to for president and people are still "Oooh! Tell us more trash about Monica Lewinsky!" I'd be curious as to her concerns in foreign policy, how she's different from President Obama, environmental policies, or I don't know anything other than Monica Lewinsky!

Seriously, why are so many people heaping the hate on this kid? He is a child. A very intelligent, precocious child. This is not an average little "precious" child who has an undeserved special snowflake syndrome; this child IS a special snowflake. He has a whole different set of needs than most kids his age, and…

Yes, I understand you could see him as an obnoxious know-it-all (but honestly I'm around people like that all the time). And I know this shit, especially freakin' talent shows, are cheesy as hell, I can't help that he just moves my tiny black heart.

If I had her (presumably) substantial fancy dress collection, I'd wear it everywhere, too.

I'm going to need you to relax and GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

That's the pro-life Catholic Church for you- every fetus is a precious angel until it's bon.

I can't do Househunters. Cannot do it.* Because paint color is not important, and every dumb shit on that show is all like "eeew, I don't like the paint color..." But it's in your budget and the neighborhood you want and it has all kinds of amazing features and it's a perfect goddamn house but since you don't like the…

You say "lace peplum" I say "booby waterfalls"

I once attended a talk show taping where Amy and Tina Fey were guests. They interacted a lot with the audience off-camera and I just stared swoonily at them. I didn't want to speak to them because the only way that would have gone satisfactorily is if they'd invited me to be their BFF, and I'm not THAT delusional. I'm…

Have you seen the episode of parks and rec where she meets Michelle Obama? Because a.) she pretty much reacts just like that, and b.) I'm pretty sure she wasn't acting at the time.