I was really wanting to buy it for myself for my end of June birthday. Harumph. But! Just think how psyched you'll be in October when future you gets a present from past you! If society hasn't devolved into a Thunder Dome apocalypse by then.

WHY DOESN'T IT COME OUT UNTIL OCTOBER?!?!? Sorry to yell, I just went to pre-order yesterday, only to learn that. How dare they promote it so far in advance?!

One of the things I really got from Nick Offerman's 2 interviews on The Nerdist podcast (which are great, btw) is how much he adores and respects his wife. I don't follow Mullally (I never got into Will and Grace), but it seems she is the same way with him. They are basically the perfect couple; I smile whenever they…

Did someone say accessorizing with babies? Maybe this lady was right, Jesus does have her back.

I thought it was so sweet how they held hands during the interview. Anytime I hear Nick in an interview or podcast and he's asked about Megan, it is obvious he adores her. He just goes on and on about how hot she is, and so talented. They are adorable.

Remember when they were on Will & Grace together? Also, I WANT TO DRINK WITH THEM.

OMG I LOVE them so hard! Mr. DancingMuppets and I just saw them in a play and they were so amazing and wonderful and I was in the second row center and it took every part of my being to not reach out and hug them.

Yeah, isn't it freaky? I noticed the same thing the other night and pointed it out to my husband. He thinks the teeth are next.

No matter what, I always think of the movie.

I think John Oliver is pretty damned happy where he is currently; he's got a nice budget, no commercial sponsors to placate, and he can swear all he wants to without getting bleeped out. Sounds like heaven to me.

My favorite.

I don't know what the whole internet is going on about! Last I saw, the beautiful Prince Oberyn tripped over The Mountain's dead body and dropped his pack of Tic-Tacs all over the floor and LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

It's just because guys don't think the female ones will blow that hard. *rimshot*

The second was Lucille Ball, who had become so powerful that she could force the issue on her show, I Love Lucy. Far from provoking controversy, as the CBS network had feared, Ball's pregnancy story line generated huge interest. The episode in which "Little Ricky" was born was watched by 44 million people.

Agreed. This is strange because it's somewhat egocentric to use your offspring as an accessory, but it's not really dangerous. Roombas on the other hand. . .

I saw this on another news site this morning and I couldn't figure out if I was outraged or not. Part of me is like "What the fuck?! This is so wrong, you don't tie a baby to anything, especially something that you then drag across the floor!" But then another part of me is like "Well... it could have been worse.…

Or, you know, just ditched the ugly bouquet and just carried the little bastard.

So, is that her "something new"?