Call this, The Monroe.

Before I clicked I was thinking "It won't be based mainly on the anonymous hack, right? where the victim is just a catalyst for a story about some dudes versus some other dudes, right?"

Looks like somebody's boss/wife/kids/mom had a little chat with him.

Dr. Ruth is a goddamn national treasure.

Can we officially declare anti-vegetarians as more irritating then vegetarians already? I've witnessed vegetarians living up to the "smug, self-righteous" stereotype maybe once in my life. Yet hardly a week goes by where I don't witness meat-eaters making a bunch of shrill remarks about how insufferable vegetarians…

Grandma wants some sugar. Grandma gets her sugar.

Straight up stealing a kiss from the POTUS? Bold move. This woman is my hero.

Just kidding! IT WAS GREAT.

I was never particularly attached to HIMYM (it wasn't until the fanfare around the finale that I was able to remember what the acronym even meant), but it's unfortunate that the practice of using a dead woman as a speed bump for a male one's development is apparently no longer exclusive to drama.

I would agree with this, except this isn't the platform at all. The whole thing began to open a discussion on the Washington Redskins and their shitty foundation. Which, from reading the comments, still isn't getting a lot of shit.

Since 100% of marriages end in divorce or death this was very fitting.

It would have been incredibly impactful for me as a young person to hear an adult say that my life would get better. As a nerd youth, my "role models" were grungy, loser adults who hated their lives. It didn't make me very optimistic for my own future.

I like this show too, but if we're looking for a liberal propaganda show we can do better than a show that is set in New York but has no black people on it, except Wayne Brady, and presents Barney as a lovable scamp and the women he manipulates into sleeping with him as dumb sluts who get what they deserve.

Are you kidding me, or is this a poorly-written parody piece? Women have been investing and handling household budgets for eons. This is embarrassing.

This photo would be better with Duchess Kate and Prince William cropped out. Not that I have anything against them, but this little exchange of looks between baby and dog is adorable.

I get that they are extremely privileged, but I still feel bad sometimes for Prince William. His parents had an ugly divorce, and his mom died when he was just a teenager. And every time he takes a breath, someone writes about it.

I'm incredibly happy that I am a mother (particularly because my kid is over 25).

I saw the tweet as a stand-alone with no knowledge of the Redskins context, and took it as funny based on Colbert's persona — that he *is* the type of guy who would think "Ching Chong Foundation for Orientals" is a good name for an anti-racism group. It's making fun of him, not Asian people.

Wait, so I wasn't supposed to eat those Irish babies? Fuuuuuuu